Time Remaining to Apologize (In Person)
00
Days
14
Hours
04
Minutes
42
Seconds
“Still waiting...”
Forgiveness Availability Over Time
Fig. 1 — Peer-reviewed by absolutely no one.
Frequently Asked (Sighed) Questions
›What counts as an apology?
A sincere, in-person, eye-contact-having, no-buts sentence. Flowers optional but historically effective.
›Does a text count?
No. A text is a rumor of an apology. This is a documentary.
›What if I'm stuck in traffic?
Traffic is a choice. So was Wednesday.
›Can I bring a friend for moral support?
You may bring one (1) witness. They must remain silent and slightly nervous.
›What happens at zero?
The window closes. You will be walked away from. Dramatically. See timer for details.
›Is this passive-aggressive?
This is aggressively passive. There is a difference. Look it up.
Countdown ends July 22 · 3:00 AM · Central Time